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How To Dress

Welcome to your crash course in not looking like a confused flamingo at your first dance class. In this gloriously over-the-top video, we break down the essentials: breathable clothes (so you don’t split your pants), shoes that glide (not squeak), and hygiene that doesn’t make your partner cry. Fellas, if you wouldn’t wear it to a job interview or first date, maybe skip it. Ladies, it’s your time to flow like a majestic dance unicorn. And please — no gym shoes, no bare feet, no Crocs (yes, we saw you). Also… brush your teeth. Just… brush ‘em. Because when you're out here trying to impress the world with your two-step, the last thing you want is your breath leading the way. Glide, glide, GLIDE. Smell great. Dress smart. Be legendary. Let’s dance, ya filthy animals. Read More

• Sep 2026